Midlife, a monologue

You probably aren’t getting enough protein or fiber.
One of those polyps was precancerous. Do you have a family history?
How do I know when to get my car inspected?
I think my car got stolen. 
We’re engaged! Hope you can be here for the wedding.
The EMTs didn’t think he was able to stay home safely, so they transported him to the hospital.
Did you take your magnesium today? If you don’t, you might not sleep tonight.
Can you edit this paper?
Have you had enough protein today? How about fiber?
Walking can only do so much. You should be lifting, and lifting heavy.
The car smells weird. Did you leave something in it?
The dog is acting strange. Did something happen while I was gone?
That limb finally fell out of the tree.
My car wasn’t stolen -- it’s only towed because I forgot to register it with the parking people.
How are your grades so far?
Everything is so dry. I hope it rains soon.
Take a deep breath, and try to relax. It’ll be over before you know it.
Can you quiz me on biology?
I’m retiring! You’ll have a new doctor come fall. I know you’ll like her.
I think the trip conflicts with her dentist appointment.
Are you driving safely?
Did you send them a thank-you?
Does the recycling go out today?
What do you want to major in?
The bees are dying. No wait, they're not.
The earth is so warm.
Do you have enough money?
The scan was inconclusive, so we’ll need you back in two months.
I got fired.
Have you had enough fiber today? What about protein?
The weeds are taking over that bed. It’s going to be worse next year.
I think his friends are using him, and he doesn’t see it.
Did you make your loan payment?
We don’t care about your grades. We love you no matter what.
I think the dishwasher is leaking. Look at the floor.
Maybe you need more bloodwork.
Drive safely.